It's Just Me :)

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Me on a trail ride:

Me:
Oh look it's a squirrel
Horse:
DAMNIT ITS A SQUIRREL
Me:
YOU'RE A FREAKING SCHOOL BUS WHY ARE YOU GOING 60 MPH
Horse:
We're gonna die we're gonna die we're gonna die
Me:
Ah, nice and peacef-
Horse:
That leaf tRIED TO KILL ME
Me:
Calm the fuck down
Horse:
I SWEAR IT JUST POPPED UP
Horse:
LIKE A NINJA
Me:
We're going back